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Ad In Hospital Waiting Room:
Smoking Helps You Lose Weight … One Lung At A Time!
On a bulletin board:
Success Is Relative. The more The Success, The more The Relatives.
My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn’t Need Glasses….
He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.
The Reason Men Lie Is Because
Women Ask too Many Questions..
Getting Caught
Is The Mother Of Invention.
You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When:
Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick..
Or when your Son starts To wipe It Off
The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe
Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.