వర్కు ఫ్రమ్ హోమ్ వంకతో పల్లెటూరికి పోయి షికారు చేస్తున్న ఒక సాఫ్ట్ వేరు ఉద్యోగికి ఒకరోజు ఉదయం రోడ్డున పోతున్న ఎడ్లబండి కనిపించింది. అతనికి ఆశ్చర్యం కలిగించిన విషయం ఏంటంటే అందులో ఆసామి నిద్రపోతున్నాడు.…
Teacher : What is India Gate ?Student : Basmati RiceTeacher : What is Charminar ?Student : CigarettesTeacher : What is Taj Mahal ?Student : Tea,…
To the friend who I’m attached to more than anyone else, I didn’t know what mingling of two exotic species meant until I met you.…
Doctor : Your Liver is enlargedPatient : Does that mean it has space for more whisky ? (This is called “Positive Thinking” ) Lady to…
आज मोदीजी के अलावा अगर कोई और देश का जिम्मेदार है, तो वो हैं नेहरू जी। बात कोई हो, मुद्दा कोई हो.. देश के…
Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream ‘racism’ these days. In London, a customer asked,“Do you have “Sarso Da Tel?” The shopkeeper…
Everyday COVID Check.. Important At 7 p.m. open the bottle 🥃🥃 and smell it. If you can smell, you are not affected .. Then pour…
The below opinions are imaginary and is not guaranteed for the results mentioned 1. If u watch NDTV, Quint, Wire and Print or read Ajai…
New Proverbs likely to be included in the English language… 1.Divided we live, United we die! 2.A sneeze, in time… infects nine! 3.All that sniffles…
Health secretary in a briefing to his Political Boss: “Sir, in Chennai, India 36 Tamillians have been killed due to Corona Virus” Political Boss is…
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now I ask the…
A Teacher was writing table of 5 on the board: 5X1=35X2=105X3=155X4=205X5=255X6=305X7=355X8=405X9=455X10=50 After writing she turned back towards students and found that everybody was laughing at…
కొత్తగా పెళ్లైన అమ్మాయి వాళ్ల నాన్నకు కాల్ చేసింది. నాన్నా.. ఒక బస్తాడు బియ్యం, బస్తాడు మినప్పప్పు పంపిస్తావా..? ఎందుకు తల్లీ.. మీరిద్దరూ ఉద్యోగాలు చేస్తున్నారు. నెలకు లక్షకు పైగానే వస్తాయి. బియ్యం, పప్పులు…
Finally understood difference between Lock up & Lock Down Lock up is Stay in police custody Lock down is Stay in wife’s custody. One more…
ఒకానొక చలికాలంలో.. రాజు తన రాజ్యంలో వున్న గొర్రెలన్నిటికి ఉన్ని కోటులు ఉచితంగా ఇస్తాను అని ప్రకటిస్తాడు … గొర్రెలన్నీ ఖుషీగా పండగ చేసుకుంటాయి..రాజు ఔదార్యం మీద రాజ కాజ అని పాటలు పాడి మరీ…
When Chinese and US relations were better, the US President visited China. As a gift, he presented the Premier with an American Eagle. As a…
Guy got into train at jhansi. He couldn’t find place to sit since train was over crowded. He went to the loo , tied a…
Liquor Shops opened in Delhi by AAP, opposed by BJP. In UP, opened by BJP, opposed by Congress. In Punjab, opened by Congress opposed by…
America is shocked and has accepted India as the superpower. Trump to Modi…Mr.Modi your country is great. You could generate so much of revenue in…
Only 20 people are allowed to gather for a funeral –because the spirit has already left the body. 1000’s allowed to gather near an alcohol…