{"id":996,"date":"2020-04-22T01:42:58","date_gmt":"2020-04-22T01:42:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/?p=996"},"modified":"2020-04-22T01:43:00","modified_gmt":"2020-04-22T01:43:00","slug":"barber-shop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/2020\/04\/22\/barber-shop\/","title":{"rendered":"Barber Shop"},"content":{"rendered":"<span class=\"span-reading-time rt-reading-time\" style=\"display: block;\"><span class=\"rt-label rt-prefix\">Reading Time: <\/span> <span class=\"rt-time\"> &lt; 1<\/span> <span class=\"rt-label rt-postfix\">minute<\/span><\/span>\n<p>*Me at the barber shop*<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Barber : head masssage kar du?<br>Me : kar de, kaunse tel se?<br>Barber : Almond Oil is for 250\u20b9<br>Me : Navratna?<br>Barber: 150\u20b9<br>Me: Coconut Oil<br>Barber : 100\u20b9<br>Me : isse sasta nahi hai kuchh?<br>Barber (to his helper) : chhotu, Crude Oil ka barrel nikaalo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"span-reading-time rt-reading-time\" style=\"display: block;\"><span class=\"rt-label rt-prefix\">Reading Time: <\/span> <span class=\"rt-time\"> &lt; 1<\/span> <span class=\"rt-label rt-postfix\">minute<\/span><\/span>*Me at the barber shop* Barber : head masssage kar du?Me : kar de, kaunse tel se?Barber : Almond Oil is for 250\u20b9Me : Navratna?Barber:&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[50,2],"tags":[140,245,154],"class_list":["post-996","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-for-a-smile","category-english","tag-joke","tag-just-for-fun","tag-smile"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/996","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=996"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/996\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":997,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/996\/revisions\/997"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=996"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=996"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=996"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}