{"id":436,"date":"2020-02-20T17:42:40","date_gmt":"2020-02-20T17:42:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/?p=436"},"modified":"2020-02-20T17:42:41","modified_gmt":"2020-02-20T17:42:41","slug":"the-best-joke-ever-three-brothers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/2020\/02\/20\/the-best-joke-ever-three-brothers\/","title":{"rendered":"The Best Joke Ever – Three Brothers"},"content":{"rendered":"Reading Time: <\/span> < 1<\/span> minute<\/span><\/span>\n

Mr Singh walks into a bar in London , orders 3 glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more. The bartender asks him, “You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mr. Singh replies, “Well, you see, I have two brothers\u2026 One is in Dubai , the other in Canada and I’m here in London . When they left home, we promised that we’ll drink this way to remember our days of drinking together.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The bar-tender admits this is a nice custom and leaves it there.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mr. Singh became a regular in the bar and would always drink the same way. He’d order 3 Beers and drink them in turn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

One day, he came in and ordered only 2 Beers. All the other regulars notice and fall silent.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bar tender says, “I don’t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere condolences on your great loss.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mr. Singh looked confused for a moment, and then he laughs\u2026. “Oh, no,”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

He said, “Everyone’s fine; both my brothers are alive. The only thing is\u2026
\nI have quit drinking”!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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