{"id":4019,"date":"2021-04-06T13:03:08","date_gmt":"2021-04-06T13:03:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/?p=4019"},"modified":"2021-04-06T13:03:10","modified_gmt":"2021-04-06T13:03:10","slug":"the-most-literate-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/2021\/04\/06\/the-most-literate-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"The most literate Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<span class=\"span-reading-time rt-reading-time\" style=\"display: block;\"><span class=\"rt-label rt-prefix\">Reading Time: <\/span> <span class=\"rt-time\"> &lt; 1<\/span> <span class=\"rt-label rt-postfix\">minute<\/span><\/span>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>The most literate Joke<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>An Indian goes to *Canada* to enjoy maple leaves and eat *Pizza* at a scenic spot for lunch \u00a0\u00a0. . .<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He ordered a *9-inch Pizza* .\u00a0<br>After a while, the Waiter \u00a0brought *two 5-inch diameter pizzas*<br>And said the 9-inch pizza was *_not_* available and He was giving Him *two 5-inches Pizzas* instead,\u00a0<br>and that He was getting 1 inch more for free . . .<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Indian guy, politely requested &nbsp;the Waiter to speak to the Shop Owner.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Indian Guy gave Him the &nbsp;mathematical formula to calculate the area of a circle &nbsp;&#8211;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Circle Area = *\u03c0 r\u00b2*<br>where *\u03c0 = 3.1415926*,&nbsp;<br>*r* is the *radius* of the circle &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;. . .<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And this works out that&nbsp;<br>a *9-inch circle area* = *63.62 square inches*,&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>while&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>a *5-inch circle area* is *19.63 square inches*<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The *two 5-inch circle areas* add up to *39.26 square inches*.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Indian guy commented that even if you gave me three pizzas and I&#8217;ll still lose-out.&nbsp;<br>How can you say you are giving me an extra inch for free . . .<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Shop Owner was &nbsp;speechless &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;. . .<br>He finally gave the Indian Guy *4 pizzas* &nbsp;&#x1f44c;&#x1f3fe;<br>You can never outsmart a Indian &nbsp;&nbsp;. . .<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This is the most literate Joke that I have seen in recent days<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"span-reading-time rt-reading-time\" style=\"display: block;\"><span class=\"rt-label rt-prefix\">Reading Time: <\/span> <span class=\"rt-time\"> &lt; 1<\/span> <span class=\"rt-label rt-postfix\">minute<\/span><\/span>The most literate Joke An Indian goes to *Canada* to enjoy maple leaves and eat *Pizza* at a scenic spot for lunch \u00a0\u00a0. . .&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4021,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,50],"tags":[1190,245],"class_list":["post-4019","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-english","category-for-a-smile","tag-chandamama-joke","tag-just-for-fun"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4019","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4019"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4019\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4020,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4019\/revisions\/4020"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4021"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4019"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4019"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4019"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}