{"id":3179,"date":"2020-08-03T04:01:00","date_gmt":"2020-08-03T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/?p=3179"},"modified":"2020-08-03T04:01:01","modified_gmt":"2020-08-03T04:01:01","slug":"joke-famous-names","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/2020\/08\/03\/joke-famous-names\/","title":{"rendered":"Joke &#8211; Famous Names"},"content":{"rendered":"<span class=\"span-reading-time rt-reading-time\" style=\"display: block;\"><span class=\"rt-label rt-prefix\">Reading Time: <\/span> <span class=\"rt-time\"> &lt; 1<\/span> <span class=\"rt-label rt-postfix\">minute<\/span><\/span>\n<p>Teacher : What is India Gate ?<br>Student : Basmati Rice<br>Teacher : What is Charminar ?<br>Student : Cigarettes<br>Teacher : What is Taj Mahal ?<br>Student : Tea, Sir !<br>Teacher : You stupid boy&#8230; You have made a joke of all our National Monuments. You have failed the test. Get your father&#8217;s signature tomorrow.<br>Next day Student comes to class and puts a gift wrapped parcel on the Teacher&#8217;s table.<br>Teacher : What is this ?<br>Student : Signature, Sir.\u00a0<br>You had asked for my father&#8217;s signature. I have brought you his whole bottle.&#x1f37e;<br>The teacher is very happy and hugs him and said \u091a\u0932 \u092a\u093e\u0917\u0932&#8230; \u0930\u0942\u0932\u093e \u0926\u093f\u092f\u093e&#8230; \u091c\u093e \u092a\u093e\u0938 \u0939\u094b \u0917\u092f\u093e \u0924\u0942.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"span-reading-time rt-reading-time\" style=\"display: block;\"><span class=\"rt-label rt-prefix\">Reading Time: <\/span> <span class=\"rt-time\"> &lt; 1<\/span> <span class=\"rt-label rt-postfix\">minute<\/span><\/span>Teacher : What is India Gate ?Student : Basmati RiceTeacher : What is Charminar ?Student : CigarettesTeacher : What is Taj Mahal ?Student : Tea,&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3182,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[50,2],"tags":[13,245,154],"class_list":["post-3179","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-for-a-smile","category-english","tag-english","tag-just-for-fun","tag-smile"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3179","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3179"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3179\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3181,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3179\/revisions\/3181"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3182"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3179"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3179"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3179"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}