{"id":2916,"date":"2020-07-06T17:13:29","date_gmt":"2020-07-06T17:13:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/?p=2916"},"modified":"2020-07-06T17:13:31","modified_gmt":"2020-07-06T17:13:31","slug":"positive-thinking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/2020\/07\/06\/positive-thinking\/","title":{"rendered":"Positive Thinking"},"content":{"rendered":"<span class=\"span-reading-time rt-reading-time\" style=\"display: block;\"><span class=\"rt-label rt-prefix\">Reading Time: <\/span> <span class=\"rt-time\"> &lt; 1<\/span> <span class=\"rt-label rt-postfix\">minute<\/span><\/span>\n<p>Doctor : Your Liver is enlarged<br>Patient : Does that mean it has space for more whisky ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(This is called &#8220;Positive Thinking&#8221; )<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lady to her dietician :- What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.<br>Doc :- How come???<br>Lady :- According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet&#8230; <br>(Now this is called &#8220;Positive Attitude&#8221; )<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A Man wrote to the bank. &#8220;My Cheque was returned with remark &#8216;Insufficient funds&#8217;. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank&#8221;.<br>(This is self confidence in its peak)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This one is classic !!<br>A cockroach&#8217;s last words to a man who wanted to kill it : &#8220;Go ahead and kill me, you coward. You&#8217;re just jealous because I can scare your wife and you cannot..!!!!&#8221; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Always be positive even in difficult situations<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"span-reading-time rt-reading-time\" style=\"display: block;\"><span class=\"rt-label rt-prefix\">Reading Time: <\/span> <span class=\"rt-time\"> &lt; 1<\/span> <span class=\"rt-label rt-postfix\">minute<\/span><\/span>Doctor : Your Liver is enlargedPatient : Does that mean it has space for more whisky ? (This is called &#8220;Positive Thinking&#8221; ) Lady to&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2919,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[50,2],"tags":[863,572,245,374],"class_list":["post-2916","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-for-a-smile","category-english","tag-attitude","tag-english-article","tag-just-for-fun","tag-moral-story"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2916","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2916"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2916\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2918,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2916\/revisions\/2918"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2919"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2916"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2916"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2916"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}