{"id":2778,"date":"2020-06-28T03:25:27","date_gmt":"2020-06-28T03:25:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/?p=2778"},"modified":"2020-06-28T03:26:56","modified_gmt":"2020-06-28T03:26:56","slug":"choose-your-options","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/2020\/06\/28\/choose-your-options\/","title":{"rendered":"Choose Your Options"},"content":{"rendered":"Reading Time: <\/span> < 1<\/span> minute<\/span><\/span>\n

The below opinions are imaginary and is not guaranteed for the results mentioned<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1. If u watch  NDTV, Quint, Wire and Print or read Ajai Shukla and Brahma Chellaney – You will think India is taken over by Fascists, there is going to be civil war and China is about to reach Gurugram.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2. If u watch  ZeeTV, Republic, News X, Republic Bharat, India TV and Bharatvarsh – You will think India is the new major Military-Economic World Leader under PM Modi and we will soon take over Islamabad.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3. If you read newspapers, you don’t know whether God or Govt. who is running the country.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

4. If you watch stock market, you don’t know whether economy is sinking or reviving.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5. If you read Whatsapp messages you will find the world is facing every conceivable problem, and also there is an expert to provide solution to every problem. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

6. If u read\/watch all of the above – You will be a totally confused man, will be posting garbage forwards and will not know whether to panic or chill.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So don’t read\/watch anything – spend time only with your wife – listen to her sermons, follow her advice and do whatever she says – you will be happy, at peace and in nirvana.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Or spend time with friends, have chilled beer or sip single malt in the evening rainy weather and you will realise that everything is bogus except time and spirt !<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Please choose your options wisely<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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