{"id":2692,"date":"2020-06-23T21:51:45","date_gmt":"2020-06-23T21:51:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/?p=2692"},"modified":"2020-06-23T21:51:46","modified_gmt":"2020-06-23T21:51:46","slug":"teacher-vs-children-the-best-jokes-of-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/2020\/06\/23\/teacher-vs-children-the-best-jokes-of-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"Teacher Vs Children – The Best Jokes of 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"Reading Time: <\/span> 2<\/span> minutes<\/span><\/span>\n

TEACHER: \u00a0 \u00a0Maria, go to the map and find North America .\u00a0
MARIA: \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Here it is.\u00a0
TEACHER: \u00a0 Correct. \u00a0Now I ask the class, who discovered America ?\u00a0
CLASS: \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Maria.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

TEACHER: \u00a0 \u00a0John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?\u00a0
JOHN: \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0You told me to do it without using the tables.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

TEACHER: \u00a0Ramu, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’\u00a0
Ramu: \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’\u00a0
TEACHER: \u00a0No, that’s wrong\u00a0
Ramu: \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. \u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

TEACHER: \u00a0 Satish, what is the chemical formula for water?\u00a0
Satish: \u00a0 \u00a0 H I J K L M N O.\u00a0
TEACHER: \u00a0 What are you talking about?\u00a0
Satish: \u00a0 \u00a0Yesterday you said it’s H to O. \u00a0\u00a0
<\/p>\n\n\n\n

TEACHER: \u00a0 Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.\u00a0
WINNIE: \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Me!\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

TEACHER: \u00a0 Glen, why do you always get so dirty? \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0
GLEN: \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Well, I’m a \u00a0lot closer to the ground than you are. \u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

TEACHER: \u00a0 \u00a0 Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘ \u00a0I. \u00a0‘\u00a0
MILLIE: \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 I \u00a0is…\u00a0
TEACHER: \u00a0 \u00a0 No, Millie…… always say, ‘I \u00a0am.’\u00a0
MILLIE: \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 All right… \u00a0‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet’ \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

TEACHER: \u00a0 \u00a0George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?\u00a0
LOUIS: \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Because \u00a0George still had \u00a0the axe in his hand…… \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

TEACHER: \u00a0 \u00a0Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?\u00a0
SIMON: \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook. \u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

TEACHER: \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s.. Did you copy his?\u00a0
CLYDE \u00a0 : \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 No sir, It’s about the same dog. \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

TEACHER: \u00a0 \u00a0Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?\u00a0
HAROLD: \u00a0 \u00a0 A teacher\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Reading Time: <\/span> 2<\/span> minutes<\/span><\/span>TEACHER: \u00a0 \u00a0Maria, go to the map and find North America .\u00a0MARIA: \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Here it is.\u00a0TEACHER: \u00a0 Correct. \u00a0Now I ask the…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2695,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[50,2],"tags":[167,572,800,245],"class_list":["post-2692","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-for-a-smile","category-english","tag-best-joke","tag-english-article","tag-joke-of-2020","tag-just-for-fun"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2692","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2692"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2692\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2694,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2692\/revisions\/2694"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2695"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2692"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2692"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2692"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}