{"id":264,"date":"2020-02-03T13:10:02","date_gmt":"2020-02-03T13:10:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/?p=264"},"modified":"2020-02-03T13:10:03","modified_gmt":"2020-02-03T13:10:03","slug":"god-knocks-the-door-thrice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/2020\/02\/03\/god-knocks-the-door-thrice\/","title":{"rendered":"God knocks the door thrice"},"content":{"rendered":"<span class=\"span-reading-time rt-reading-time\" style=\"display: block;\"><span class=\"rt-label rt-prefix\">Reading Time: <\/span> <span class=\"rt-time\"> &lt; 1<\/span> <span class=\"rt-label rt-postfix\">minute<\/span><\/span>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A man was sitting in an easy chair on the first floor of  his house. The floods started rising. One hour later a boat came and  said, \u201cCome on, get in!\u201d The man said, \u201cNo, I\u2019ve full faith in my God.  Lord Siva will save me!\u201d The boat left. Two hours later he was forced to move to the second floor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Another rescue boat came and said \u201cCome on, get in.\u201d Again the man \nsaid, \u201cNo, I\u2019ve faith in my God. Lord Siva will save me!\u201d Three hours \nlater he was forced to move up to the terrace. A helicopter came and \nsaid \u201cCome on, get in.\u201d Again the man said, \u201cNo, I\u2019ve faith in my God. \nLord Siva will save me.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Four hours later he, drowned and went to heaven. He asked Lord Siva  why He did not save him. Lord Siva said, \u201cI tried! I sent you two rescue  boats and a helicopter!!!!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"span-reading-time rt-reading-time\" style=\"display: block;\"><span class=\"rt-label rt-prefix\">Reading Time: <\/span> <span class=\"rt-time\"> &lt; 1<\/span> <span class=\"rt-label rt-postfix\">minute<\/span><\/span>A man was sitting in an easy chair on the first floor of his house. The floods started rising. One hour later a boat came&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[9,13],"class_list":["post-264","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-english","tag-chandamama","tag-english"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/264","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=264"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/264\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":265,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/264\/revisions\/265"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=264"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=264"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=264"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}