{"id":2369,"date":"2020-06-04T14:56:00","date_gmt":"2020-06-04T14:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/?p=2369"},"modified":"2020-06-04T14:56:02","modified_gmt":"2020-06-04T14:56:02","slug":"fun-with-english","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/2020\/06\/04\/fun-with-english\/","title":{"rendered":"Fun with English"},"content":{"rendered":"<span class=\"span-reading-time rt-reading-time\" style=\"display: block;\"><span class=\"rt-label rt-prefix\">Reading Time: <\/span> <span class=\"rt-time\"> &lt; 1<\/span> <span class=\"rt-label rt-postfix\">minute<\/span><\/span>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ad In Hospital Waiting Room:<br>Smoking Helps You Lose Weight \u2026 One Lung At A Time!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On a bulletin board:<br>Success Is Relative. The more The Success, The more The Relatives.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn&#8217;t Need Glasses\u2026.<br>He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Reason Men Lie Is Because<br>Women Ask too Many Questions..<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Getting Caught<br>Is The Mother Of Invention.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When:<br>Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick..<br>Or when your Son starts To wipe It Off<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe<br>Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"span-reading-time rt-reading-time\" style=\"display: block;\"><span class=\"rt-label rt-prefix\">Reading Time: <\/span> <span class=\"rt-time\"> &lt; 1<\/span> <span class=\"rt-label rt-postfix\">minute<\/span><\/span>Ad In Hospital Waiting Room:Smoking Helps You Lose Weight \u2026 One Lung At A Time! On a bulletin board:Success Is Relative. The more The Success,&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2372,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[572,740,739],"class_list":["post-2369","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-english","tag-english-article","tag-fun-with-english","tag-interesting-facts"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2369","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2369"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2369\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2371,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2369\/revisions\/2371"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2372"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2369"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2369"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2369"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}