{"id":1150,"date":"2020-05-02T04:53:01","date_gmt":"2020-05-02T04:53:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/?p=1150"},"modified":"2020-05-02T04:53:03","modified_gmt":"2020-05-02T04:53:03","slug":"gujjus-are-so-helpful","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/2020\/05\/02\/gujjus-are-so-helpful\/","title":{"rendered":"Gujjus are so helpful"},"content":{"rendered":"<span class=\"span-reading-time rt-reading-time\" style=\"display: block;\"><span class=\"rt-label rt-prefix\">Reading Time: <\/span> <span class=\"rt-time\"> &lt; 1<\/span> <span class=\"rt-label rt-postfix\">minute<\/span><\/span>\n<p>A Gujju was at US Airport and while pushing his trolley he collided with a young German pushing his cart\u2026.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Gujjubhai immediately apologised:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sorri bro I am looking phor my wife and I wos not carephul where I was going\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The young German says:<br>That&#8217;s OK.. It&#8217;s simply an accidental thing\u2026<br>I&#8217;m looking for my wife, too.<br>I can&#8217;t find her\u2026.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gujjubhai: Then we can help each other. How your wife looks\u2026.?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>German: Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with smooth hair, big blue eyes, long legs, and she&#8217;s wearing tight clothes and a<br>low cut see through top\u2026. What does your wife look like\u2026.?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Gujju said:<br>To hell with my wife\u2026<br>let us look for your wife\u2026.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>See\u2026? Gujjus are so helpful\u2026..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"span-reading-time rt-reading-time\" style=\"display: block;\"><span class=\"rt-label rt-prefix\">Reading Time: <\/span> <span class=\"rt-time\"> &lt; 1<\/span> <span class=\"rt-label rt-postfix\">minute<\/span><\/span>A Gujju was at US Airport and while pushing his trolley he collided with a young German pushing his cart\u2026. The Gujjubhai immediately apologised: Sorri&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[50,2],"tags":[134,245,154],"class_list":["post-1150","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-for-a-smile","category-english","tag-indianfun","tag-just-for-fun","tag-smile"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1150","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1150"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1150\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1151,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1150\/revisions\/1151"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}