{"id":1040,"date":"2020-04-24T14:30:33","date_gmt":"2020-04-24T14:30:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/?p=1040"},"modified":"2020-04-24T14:30:35","modified_gmt":"2020-04-24T14:30:35","slug":"some-good-words","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/2020\/04\/24\/some-good-words\/","title":{"rendered":"Some Good Words"},"content":{"rendered":"<span class=\"span-reading-time rt-reading-time\" style=\"display: block;\"><span class=\"rt-label rt-prefix\">Reading Time: <\/span> <span class=\"rt-time\"> &lt; 1<\/span> <span class=\"rt-label rt-postfix\">minute<\/span><\/span>\n<p><strong>Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>There are two kinds of people who don&#8217;t say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Alcohol and calculus don&#8217;t mix. Never drink and derive\u00a0\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>One nice thing about egotists: They don&#8217;t talk about other people.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn&#8217;t be called research.\u00a0\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Once we accept our limits, we go beyond them.\u00a0\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"span-reading-time rt-reading-time\" style=\"display: block;\"><span class=\"rt-label rt-prefix\">Reading Time: <\/span> <span class=\"rt-time\"> &lt; 1<\/span> <span class=\"rt-label rt-postfix\">minute<\/span><\/span>Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.\u00a0 There are two kinds of people who don&#8217;t say much: those who are quiet&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[50,2],"tags":[167,490,140,154],"class_list":["post-1040","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-for-a-smile","category-english","tag-best-joke","tag-good-words","tag-joke","tag-smile"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1040","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1040"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1040\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1041,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1040\/revisions\/1041"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1040"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1040"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chandamama.in\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1040"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}